Thing 1 Thing 2 Onesies
by BumkinsBuy Me
To you, of course, your infant’s nursery is a place of peace and tranquility. That is, after all, how you designed it. But that’s not what the real Nursery is like. At least, it’s not what it’s like when the sun does not shine and it’s too wet to play, and your infant sits in the Nursery all that cold wet day. And that is because what happens is that a cat knocks on the door – a cat in a hat! And the cat knows some tricks with two books and a fish, a toy ship and a ball, and some milk in a dish; he knows how to come in, as fast as a fox, and show off a game he calls fun in a box. And that’s when your infant gets introduced to two things that the cat calls Thing 1 and Thing 2. The things are quite tame, and they’ve come just to play, so your infant has fun on a wet, wet, wet day. And that is all fine, but the things like to play with kites in the hall when Mother’s away. But when Mother comes home, what shall she say? She will not like to find her house or her infant this way. So your infant leaps up and as fast as you bet, captures the things with his or her net.
And all this your infant is able to do because he or she’s wearing a Baby Onesie Thing 1 and Thing 2. It’s got 3 sturdy crotch snaps – just count them for fun; so changing and fitting is easily done! And when the two things and the cat have finished their game, they’ll ensure that the onesie looks just the same. And if that’s not enough to make you say yes, the Thing 1 and Thing 2 Onesie will clean up the mess. It will clear it away and it’ll say “That is that”; and the cat will be gone with a tip of his hat.