Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
by NickelodeonBuy Me
Infants, as all educated parents know, generally come into the world in one of three ways: they are found in cabbage patches, under mulberry bushes, or the stork delivers them to your house. But your infant is not like other infants. Your infant, while still just a baby, was being brought home from a pet shop in a glass jar when a pair of perfectly reasonable accidents caused (a) the glass jar to fall and break, thereby washing your infant down a sewage drainage gate, and (b) a container of glowing green goo simultaneously to fall from a passing truck and, thus, to be washed down the same drain and, as a result, coat your infant with its glowing green goo contents – an event that was not entirely without its consequences! Still, everyone has to come from somewhere.
All of which, naturally, explains why your infant should wear…the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Baby Onesie!
Designed in Turtle Green, with dark green facings, and sporting turtle shell rippling chest and abdomen muscle features, the caped Teenage Mutant Ninja Outfit is the perfect chelonian apparel to equip your Green Dude with Attitude for battling villainy in the labyrinth of storm sewers and subway tunnels that make up the Nursery. What’s more, thank to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Onesie’s 3 sturdy crotch snaps, changing and fitting is as easy as ordering pizza – even if your Hero in the Half-Shell is about to deliver a ninjitsu surprise while shouting, “Cowabunga!” Plus, no matter whether your infant is busy wielding ninjato swords, sai knives, nunchucks, or a bo staff in order to keep the Nursery safe from the Shredder, Bebop, or Rocksteady, they’ll ensure that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Onesie stays snugly and heroically in place.