Star Trek Baby Onesie

Star Trek Onesie

by Trekie Clothing

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For one reason or another, in even the most tranquil and peaceable of households, parents have been known occasionally to exhibit strong emotions when in the presence of their infant offspring. On witnessing such emotions, how do infants commonly react? They become confused, frightened, they cry. Your infant, however, is different. You infant merely raises one upswept eyebrow and mutters, "Fascinating."

Of course, since your infant is actually a half-Vulcan, half-human Science Officer on board the Nursery starship Enterprise, this is an entirely logical response. And, for such an infant, the most logically sartorial choice is obviously...the Star Trek Baby Onesie!

Designed in black and featuring the iconic Vulcan salute of a raised hand with the middle and ring finger parted, the Star Trek Onesie is (boldly) emblazoned with the famous Vulcan benediction, "Live Long and Prosper." Plus, the Star Trek Onesie's three sturdy star fleet crotch snaps make changing and fitting as easy as saying, "Beam me up, Scotty" - even when your infant has had to leap into warp speed as a result of the fact that the United Federation of Nursery Planets has come under sudden attack by fleets of sundry Klingon, Romulan, and/or Cardassian battle cruisers! What's more, they'll keep your infant snug, secure, and emotionally in control even when other crew members are panicking about how the dilithium crystals are deteriorating, or how the deflector shields can no longer hold.

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