Legend of Zelda Baby Onesie

Legend of Zelda Onesie

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From Mozart to Michelangelo, from Winston Churchill to Julius Caesar, from Napoleon to Neil Armstrong, from Babe Ruth to Bill Gates to Bart Simpson to David Bowie … the world is full of famous left handers. But, and here’s the interesting thing, most infant left handers don’t tend to display their fledgling southpawness until, at earliest, around 18 months, and most commonly not until they are 4 or even 5 years of age. And that is what makes your infant different. Why? Because, even despite his current tender years, your infant can already be identified as standing out from the sinistral crowd by the fact that he wears his sword on the right, rather than the left. That, and because he spends an inordinate amount of time journeying through the mystic Nursery land of Hyrule overcoming the machinations of Ganon and his Gerudo army of almost entirely female warriors. 

All of which is why you need to ensure that your infant is properly outfitted, equipped and properly attired with … the Zelda Baby Onesie!

Designed in Link green, and with cross belt, sword belt, and sword, the Zelda Onesie is the perfect onesie for any infant intent on a seemingly endless quest of battling the forces of evil and overcoming the monstrous creatures that threaten the Nursery, while, at the same time, repeatedly being called upon to rescue Princess Zelda from whatever latest predicament Ganon has placed her. Luckily though, because of its 3 sturdy (and totally undigital) crotch snaps, fitting and changing the Zelda Onesie is so speedy and simple that you would think you were simultaneously bearing the Triforce of Courage, Wisdom, and Power. What’s more, regardless of how many magical objects, musical instruments, and/or weaponry such as Light Arrows or Master Swords your infant is required to obtain, they ensure that the Zelda Onesie stay as sung and comfy as nature Nintenoed.

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