Cookie Monster Onesie
by Tee Tee MonsterBuy Me
It is an unfortunate, though widely accepted fact, that as many as 50 percent of all infants tend to be described by their parents as being “picky” or “fussy” eaters. Such parents are seemingly forever doomed to a succession of feeding times in which they are forced forever to tempt, to tease, to trick, and to cajole their stubbornly unswallowing offspring into eating their breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Luckily for you, however, your infant is not such a one. For you, feeding time is a breeze with your infant happily inhaling pretty much whatever you happen to serve him or her with a contended munching noise that sounds suspiciously like “Om Nom Nom Nom”. A “healthy appetite” is probably the phrase you most frequently use to friends when describing your infant’s eating habits – although perhaps, if you were to be more honest, “voracious”, “rapacious”, and “insatiable” might, in fact, be ever so slightly more accurate.
For such an infant as yours, there can be only one suitable choice of onesie – the Cooky Monster Baby Onesie!
Designed in unmistakable Cookie Monster blue, and featuring the instantly recognizable huge open smiling mouth and wonky googly eyes of Sesame Street’s best loved and perpetually hungriest creature, the Cookie Monster Baby Onesie is the onesie that your infant hungers for most. And, in addition to its monstrously marvelous look and feel, the Cookie Monster Baby Onesie doesn’t just have a sturdy appetite: it also has 3 sturdy crotch snaps that make fitting and changing as speedy and simple as eating a whole jar of cookies – even when you’re having to contend with the ordeal and unappetizing aftermath of your infant Cookie Monster’s latest meal. What’s more, no matter what your infant is ravenously consuming, or whether your infant in full Cookie Monster mode or presenting Monster Nurserypiece Theater in the guise of Alistair Cookie, they’ll ensure that the Cookie Monster Baby Onesie always stays snug, comfortable, and in place.