Charlie Brown Baby Onesie

Charlie Brown Onesie

by Tee Tee Monster

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There are times when even the best beloved of infants fall prey to feelings of anxiety, and even depression. And that includes your beloved infant. After all, just consider all the things he has to endure: he routinely has his kite devoured by a kite-eating tree; he repeatedly has to watch the baseball team he manages score zero and be defeated yet again; he constantly has a football suddenly pulled away from his toe while in mid kick; he invariably fails to pluck up the courage to talk to that little red haired girl; he’s perpetually required to ignore the unwanted advances of Peppermint Patty; every Valentine’s Day he annually waits by the mail box for the card that predictably never arrives; every Halloween he sits with Linus in the pumpkin patch and is unceasingly unsuccessful in persuading him that the Great Pumpkin does not exist (regardless of the pumpkin patch’s “sincerity”), and comes home from trick or treating in his home-made bed sheet ghost outfit with only a bag of rocks; and over and over again he wishes that his beagle could be a bit more like a regular family pet and a good deal less like a World War I flying ace, or a famous author forever writing about dark and stormy nights, or Joe Cool hanging around the dorm.

Which is why the least you can do is make sure he’s wearing … the Charlie Brown Baby Onesie!

Designed in yellow with the round headed kid’s trademark single black zigzag hoop, the Charlie Brown Onesie will allow your infant to remain philosophical no matter what disappointments life throws his way. In addition, when the time comes for fitting and changing, its 3 sturdy crotch snaps make the whole process as simple and speedy as being undressed by a line drive, and will ensure that you’re never muttering, “Good grief.” And, of course, they’ll make certain that the Charlie Brown Onesie never feels insecure.

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