by Soccer OnesieBuy Me
Many parents, naturally enough, are convinced that their infants are attractive. Your infant, however, is much more than that. Your infant is ridiculously good-looking, wonderfully lithe, unspeakably gorgeous, and athletically talented beyond reason. And, of course, your infant is passionate – passionate about “il calico, il gioco più bello”: football, the beautiful game. And why not? With such great names as Paolo Rossi, Fabio Cannavaro, Giacinto Facchetti, Giuseppe Meazza, Gianni Rivera, Gianluigi Buffon, Luigi Riva, Franco Baresi, Paolo Maldini, Francesco Totti, and Roberto Baggio, what passionate infant could not but be a fan of the Azzurri? And then, of course, there’s the legendary Dino Zoff – the great Italian goalkeeper who not only kept the longest-running clean sheet record (from September 197 to June 1974!), but who, at the age of 40, captained la bella Italia to World Cup victory in Spain in 1982.
For an infant such as yours, there is surely only one choice of World Cup onesie to wear…the Italy World Cup Onesie!
Designed in Italy’s famous blue and with a white trim, the Italy Onesie is the passionate choice for any infant wishing to support the 4 times World Cup winning team for whom football is as intense and heartfelt as it is potentially brutal and savagely vengeful. What’s more, thanks to its 3 sturdy crotch snaps, fitting and changing the Italian Onesie is as natural and easy as taking an outrageously theatrical dive inside the penalty area and then writhing on the ground in apparent agony, whenever you're even marginally challenged by a defending player – even when your infant is shutting down the opposition by saturating his or her half of the field! Plus, no matter how often your infant is required to attack the opposition by running and passing at indirect and unpredictable angles, they’ll make sure that the Italy World Cup Onesie remains attractively in place and always look dramatically fashionable.