by World Of SoccerBuy Me
When you think of Holland, what immediately comes to your mind? A small country full of windmills, tulips, wooden clogs, and little boys sticking their fingers into dykes? Your infant, however, does not think these things. Your infant is a profound and deep-thinking philosopher. And, therefore, when your infant thinks of Holland, he or she calmly reflects that it should come as no surprise to anyone that a nation capable of producing such artistic geniuses as Rembrandt, Vermeer, and Van Gogh should have also have produced the footballing artistry and genius of Johan Cruyff. Amongst the greatest players ever to have graced the game, Cruyff not only reinvented football with the introduction of Total Football and Tika-Taka, but also gave his name to a football move – the Cruyff Turn.
And, as your infant knows only too well, Cruyff is hardly alone. Dutch football greats include such legendary names as Ruud Van Nistelrooy, Robin Van Persie, Ruud Gullit, Edwin van der Sar, Johan Neeskens, Marco van Basten, Ronald Koeman, and Willem van Hanegem.
For your infant, therefore, the choice of onesie is obvious…the Holland World Cup Onesie.
Designed in Royal Dutch orange and with white trim, the Holland Onesie is, just like the great Dutch World Cup side of 1974, probably the greatest onesie never actually to have hoisted the World Cup trophy. What’s more, the Holland World Cup Onesie comes complete with three sturdy crotch snaps that make changing and fitting as seemingly effortless as Bergkamp’s sublime control of the ball while scoring in the dying stages of the game against Argentina in 1998 – even when your infant’s fluid sense of motion is going to lead to solid results! Plus, they’ll make sure that the Holland World Cup Onesie stays gracefully and comfortably in place regardless of how many acres of space your infant appears to be creating.