France Baby Onesie

France Onesie

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Naturally, as a concerned and observant parent, you’ve recognized the subtle little tell-tale signs. You’ve noticed, for instance, that your infant has developed the habit of holding his or her rusk in the same way that Charles Boyer holds a Gauloises cigarette. You’ve spotted that your infant’s Fisher Price record collection seems to contain nothing but plastic discs of Edith Piaf, Vanessa Paradis, and Serge Gainsbourg. You couldn’t help but be aware that your infant appears to stand to attention whenever he or she hears La Marseillaise. And you’ve observed that, every time you mention the name of a certain French former football player, your infant says, “Ooh, Ah!”

With all this in mind, therefore, what national football team onesie would your infant choose to wear? The France World Cup Onesie, of course! 

Designed in Allez Les Bleus blue, the France Onesie reflects the passionate and yet refined French style of playing “le foot” – a style defined by flair, artistry, and the pursuit of “la gloire”. More than that, it is a testament to the national team that has included such glittering football heroes as Thierry Henry, Michel Platini, Franck Ribery, Lilian Thuram, Patrick Vieira, Just Fontaine, Jean-Pierre Papin, Raymond Kopa, Eric Cantona, and, of course, Zinedine Zidane. In addition, the France World Cup Onesie’s line-up includes three sturdy crotch snaps that make changing and fitting as easy and predictable as remarking that football is a game of two halves (or, as the French would have it, “deux moitiés"). What’s more, their reliable midfield formation will make sure that the France World Cup Onesie stays snugly and comfortably in place even if your infant is suddenly launching into the stands with mid-air kung fu kicks aimed at taunting spectators, or being required to leave the field in order to take an early bath for unexpectedly head butting an Italian defender towards the end of extra time.

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