Red Hot Chili Peppers Onesie
by KiditudeBuy Me
In the turbulent and challenging world of Nursery rock music, being a parent means bearing great responsibilities. Naturally, you wish to guide, encourage, and advise your infant. You want you infant to flourish in his or her chosen musical genre. That genre might be hard rock, it might be funk, it could be rap, it could be punk, it might even be jazz or psychedelic music. Whatever your infant's musical genre, though, it's only understandable that you're eager to ensure that your infant is provided with the most appropriate onesie. But (and here's the big question), what kind of onesie do you choose when your infant is looking to break down musical barriers and amalgamate all these different genres into an entirely new Nursery rock style of music?
You choose, of course, the only onesie that can possibly do justice to your extraordinary infant's extraordinary talents. You choose...the Red Hot Chili Peppers Onesie!
With its stripped down white design and red facings, and featuring on its front the distinctive and instantly recognizable Red Hot Chili Peppers logo of an 8-pronged red asterisk (sometimes referred to as the "Star of Affinity"), the Red Hot Chili Peppers Baby Onesie is the ideal alternative rock outfit with which to allow your infant the freedom of expression to overlay funk-laden melodies on finger-picked and slap bass grooves, explosive guitar riffs, and vocal styles that run the full spectrum of syncopated rap to anthemic rock. Plus, thanks to the Red Hot Chile Peppers Onesie's 3 sturdy crotch snaps, fitting and changing is as fast and apparently effortless as the Red Hot Chili Peppers' turnover rate for guitarists! And, no matter how much your infants hump de bumps, they will make certain that the Red Hot Chili Peppers Onesie stays securely and funkily in place!