by RockWare ClothingBuy Me
Infants, much to their annoyance, are fully aware that most adults regard them as "immature" and think that their lifestyles are "childish" or "juvenile". Worse still, they are also aware that there are some adults - usually pompous, self-absorbed, "grown-up" fashion critic adults - who take the view that onesies are somehow "immature" or "stupid" articles of clothing. Well, guess what, dude? Your infant knows what they think. And your infant doesn't care! In fact, your infant is going to turn being thought of by others as "immature" into a joyous, carefree, up-tempo, pop-punk celebration of all things infantile!
How? With the help of...the Blink-182 Baby Onesie!
With its driving drums, bouncy bass lines, and insanely catchy guitar hooks played at triple speed, the Blink-182 Onesie revels in its own sense of sheer good fun. And lyrically, for the Blink-182 Onesie, no subject matter is too embarrassing, no situation is too laughably cringe-worthy, and no emotion is too taboo! The Blink-182 Onesie delivers to your infant the defiant, rebellious joy of being an infantile enema of the state. But don't be fooled by its superficial silliness! Beneath its frothy surface there is a layer of seriousness and psychological insight that would make Ludwig Wittgenstein and Sigmund Freud pause for thought during a drunken game of beer pong.
Designed in navy blue, the Blink-182 Onesie features the Blink-182 name logo on the front and, on the back, the Blink-182 Loserkids bunny. And, thanks to its three sturdy and feel-good crotch snaps, changing and fitting the Blink-182 Onesie is as simple as giggling immaturely over a mid-sentence sexual innuendo. Plus, they ensure that the Blink-182 Onesie stays neatly in place and never looks goofy - even when your infant is bouncing up and down despite being riddled with angst and insecurities.