by DisneyBuy Me
As infants slowly grow and mature they gradually become aware that Nursery life, even in the best run of scream-processing households, is not entirely without its downsides. And principal among these is the requirement to turn in regular paperwork! Being a Scaring Assistant to the number one Scarer might be all well and good, but the tedium of filing reports and records in a timely and responsible manner can threaten to take all the fun out of it. However, despite (or maybe because of) your infant’s failure to file the paperwork on time, the Monstropolis Nursery world is about become even more fun and interesting.
Especially if your infant is wearing the Monsters Inc. Wazowski Baby Onesie!
Designed in light green with dark green facings, and including a matching horned head cap, the Monster Inc. Wazowski Onesie features on its front the wisecracking Mike Wazowski’s famously huge single eye and smiling mouth. Quite simply, it is the monstrously perfect onesie for dealing with the Nursery nightmare of having an actual human infant the wrong side of the portal door, while at the same time attempting to thwart a fiendish conspiracy to use the reptilian Randall’s Scream Extractor to harvest children’s screams. And, if that's not enough, its 3 sturdy crotch snaps make fitting and changing the Monster Inc. Wazowski Onesie as easy as keeping your eye on the closet door – even when your infant is threatening to behave like a highly poisonous human fuel cell! Plus, they’ll ensure that the Monster Inc. Wazowski Onesie stays neatly and comfortably in the place no matter whether your infant is dealing with Yeti’s, restoring doors, performing the musical “Put That Thing Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me” while the credits roll, or switching from being a Scarer to a Comedian in order to solve an energy crisis.