by DisneyBuy Me
In this modern world we all have, as your infant is keenly aware, a responsibility to be good stewards of our environment and our planet’s resources. Global warming, carbon footprints, rain forest erosion, ozone layers shaped like Polo Mints – these are all major, and crucial, concerns. It is, therefore, with no little parental pride that you’ve observed your infant’s dedication to the production of clean and renewable energy. You’re also probably not displeased that, unlike many other infants, your infant doesn’t just loaf around the Nursery waiting for the next rusk to be handed out, but instead holds down a steady job as top Scarer for a power company dedicated to frightening young children in order to generate electricity from their screams! That’s because your infant is a huge hairy scary blue monster with purple spots! Admittedly, for some parents, this might be cause of concern. Happily, however, you are aware that you infant has realized that laughter is ten times more powerful than screams.
For your infant, therefore, there can be only one Onesie…the Monsters Inc. Sulley Baby Onesie!
Designed in James P. Sullivan Blue with Purple Spots, and including a horned head cap, the Monsters Inc. Sulley Onesie is the ideal onesie for silencing earnest child psychologists and pediatricians who are worried about infant phobias of boogiemen under the bed or scary monsters in the closet. Plus, because of its 3 sturdy crotch snaps, fitting and changing the Sulley Onesie is as easy as believing that young children are toxic and fatal to touch – especially when their portals have been left open! What’s more, no matter to what lengths your infant is required to go in order to prevent the dastardly Randall from getting his scaly hands on Boo, they’ll ensure that the Monsters Inc. Sulley Onesie stays comfortably and caringly in place.