Evil Minion Onesie
by Tee Tee MonsterBuy Me
Let’s face it, mistakes can happen – even in the most carefully regulated Nursery, and even to the most careful, considerate, and conscientious of parents. So you shouldn’t really blame yourself too much for the time you accidentally injected your infant with that PX-41 mutagen serum. It was an easy error to make; the sort of thing that could happen to anyone. However, the downside of your little boo-boo is that your infant has suddenly turned purple, sprouted wild and frizzy hair, and developed huge, crooked sharp teeth. Also, by way of another minor drawback, your infant seems to have mutated into a wild, vicious, and feral creature who screams, snarls, roars, growls, and bites and eats pretty much everything in the Nursery. In addition, your infant is apparently impervious to your gentle but firm attempts to restore order and correct behavior by way of the parental flamethrower, gun, axe, and undercover police car.
So, with all that in mind, the big question now is what kind of onesie should you choose for your little monster? There can, of course, be only one choice … the Evil Minion Baby Onesie!
Designed in purple, and with an evil minion’s goggle eye and snaggletooth mouth, the Evil Minion Onesie is the perfect apparel for any mindless mutant seeking to destroy and devour anything in his or her path. What’s more, when the time comes for changing and fitting, the Evil Minion Onesie’s 3 sturdy and non-edible crotch snaps will ensure that the entire process is as speedy and effortless as snarling “Banana” – even if your infant has just swallowed a bomb and contained (sort of) the internal explosion! Plus, they’ll make sure that the Evil Minion Onesie remains snugly and comfortably in place until you can remember where you put that jar of nasty tasting jelly containing Dr. Nefario’s powerful antidote so you can spray your infant back to normal.