Chewbacca Baby Onesie

Chewbacca Onesie

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You think your infant is adorable: cute, cuddly, sweet, and small. But that’s not how your infant sees it. Your infant knows better. Your infant knows that he or she is not some diminutive, innocent, helpless, and hairless human. Your infant knows that, in fact, he or she is a hirsute, vast, 7 foot 4 inch tall Wookie: a hugely powerful, technologically smart, and tactically savvy creature from the forest planet of Kashyyyk; a creature with the brute strength to tear off limbs barehanded; a creature technologically smart enough to defeat all-comers, including R2-D2, at holographic chess, and to repair and rebuild C-3PO after the latter was blasted to bits by Imperial Stormtroopers; a creature tactically savvy enough to commandeer an Imperial AT-ST walker in mid-battle thereby ensuring the rebels’ victory and the destruction of the shield generator. Born (and you probably didn’t know this) more than 200 years ago, your infant has been a slave, a pilot, a mechanic, a smuggler, and an important leader in the Rebel Alliance. Of course, like many Wookies, your infant’s ability to speak English is limited: but, hey, you can’t have everything!

And all of that is why your infant is growling and grunting for the Chewbacca Baby Onesie!

Designed in Wookie brown, and featuring Chewbacca’s iconic bandolier slung from its left shoulder and across the chest (a bandolier containing packets of energy to be fired from Chewie’s futuristic crossbow-like weapon of choice), the Chewbacca Onesie allows your infant to inspire fear into the hearts of all those who have turned to the Dark Side. What’s more, because of their 3 sturdy crotch snaps, the Wookie Onesie makes changing and fitting as easy as doing an impersonation of a walking shag pile carpet. Plus, no matter how many times your infant is required to pretend to be a prisoner of either Han and Luke or Princes Leia in disguise, they’ll ensure that the Chewbacca Onesie never lets the side down.

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